Charter Movie Reviews
Firewall
Want to watch a fuckin’ sweet movie? One with hostages, criminals, and even better a shitload of sweet server equipment? Want to watch Harrison Ford kick some ass? Then watch this goddamn movie.
Harrison Ford may be old as fuck, but his fighting moves are still right out of the 70’s. The premise of this movie is that his family is taken hostage until Harrison Ford hooks the douchebag criminals up with money from the bank he works at. Watch it to find out what the shit happens. (Maybe they all DIE)
No matter how old Harrison Ford is, he will always be fucking sweet. They could have given him a blaster for this movie and I wouldn’t have thought any less of it. In fact, they fucking SHOULD have given him a blaster, and maybe a wookie to follow his ass around, I wouldn’t have given a shit.
They call this movie firewall…..why? Sure it has to do with bank server security, but overall it has nothing to do with any actual firewall. Firewall sounds cool to your average douchebag, but to NORMAL people it means it’s going to fuck with your torrent client therefore pissing you the fuck off.
Overall, this movie is worth the watch, although from what I remember it was pretty fucking long. I was honestly surprised this was a free charter movie because it’s actually pretty sweet.
~Ross Aho